multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(via lunarous)

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc, via stripper-stalker)

rebelcas:

ok-omens:

i love the hannibal fandom because they’re all fucking insane, but it’s like a really happy insane and you’d never think that our show is actually about graphic murder and cannibalism

(via jaredd-padalecki)

pretzel-the-hognose:

Pretzel loves this blanket, but he hasn’t yet learned that he can’t burrow into it. :L

(via angelsexuality)

malformalady:

A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.

Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori

(via castiels-feathery-butt)

(Source: demondetoxmanual, via satans-moustache)

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

(via stripper-stalker)

gallifrey-feels:

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

also tech support

and reception

(Source: unalike, via castiels-feathery-butt)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theangryviolinist:

lol oh tchaikovsky

tchaikovsky whta r u doing

tchaikovsky wat the fcuk is ur problem

TCHAIKOVSKY STAHP

The url of the person who posted this makes this so much funnier.

(via castiels-feathery-butt)

veiledsentiments:

legolastheobvious:

#most underrated doctor ever

I LOVE NINE

(Source: sarahxmay, via follylolly)